My mom!
what if years from now homestuck is regarded as a piece of classic literature taught in high school English classes
teacher: class take out your homestuck volume one turn to page 140
students: omg we're going to have a quiz today what's godtier again I should have studied
: do we have to read the pesterlogs
: i think I'll just look up the intermission on sparknotes tonight
: ugh I can't understand a word in this did andrew hussie even know proper english
: name all the trolls in order of blood caste what help
Today in Anderson Cooper making people look stupid simply by asking questions: This lady. It may be the best entry in this subgenre of news since this video. (via pbump)
Everybody should always be watching all of this clip all the time.
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A Funny Thing Happened On The Way to Thor’s Hammer
WHERE DID THIS AWESOMENESS COME FROM OHMYGOD
OMG
Reblogging because Coulson
yesssssssssss
I only have Samuel L. Jackson and the “Go The Fuck To Sleep” book to blame for this.
BAWWW LOOKIT CLINT AND HIS CHUBBY CHEEKSaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
In 20-30 years, one of the hardest things our kids will have to do will be finding a screen name that hasn’t already been taken.
Normal people playing video games: Oh wow this is fun!
Me playing video games: MOTHER FUCKING BITCHASS HOE YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME OH MY FUCKING GOD SERIOUSLY NO WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT I HATE EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GOD YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE SHIT DO WHAT IM FUCKING TELLING YOU OH MY GOD PLEASE FUCKING MOOOOOOVE FUUUUCK *slams fists down on desk* I FUCKING GIVE UP ON LIFE WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT UGHGGH ASSHOLES OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHOOT THE FUCKING GUN STOP RELOADING ASSHOLE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME OH MY GOD OHHHH MYYY GOOOODDDDD SJBSJSKDHSJS BDJSMD SUSHJSKD AGGHHHHHH FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK
